Lazybaer's Opulent Tech Salon
Welcome to the Grandeur of Technological Marvels
Where innovation meets elegance in a dance of circuits and dreams.
About
In the mesmerizing whirl of technological grandeur, I, Lazybaer, stand as your illustrious guide—a seasoned sorcerer of tech, cryptography charmer, and maestro of microcontrollers. My journey commenced amidst the nostalgic flicker of BASIC on a TRS-80, leading me through dazzling arrays of TypeScript and more.
In the present era, my pursuits are rich with the allure of innovation, crowd-sourcing wonders, and the artful exploration of AI’s generative frontier. With an eye on the horizon, my heart is pledged to decentralized tomorrows where cryptography reigns as the guardian of liberty and innovation.
A devotee of microcontrollers, I revel in the harmonious symphony of Arduino, Teensy, ESP32, and Raspberry Pi. My passions cascade toward automation, DevOps, and CI/CD effervescence, crafting a world where developers breathe easier. Beyond the creation of wonders, I wander through blockchain's labyrinth, unearthing LLM mysteries, or losing myself in the worlds of cryptography, science, and the tales of speculative futures.
Exquisite Innovations
Whispers of Subterfuge
Step into a world of clandestine whispers with Subter, where cryptic communications traverse invisible tapestries, secured by cryptography and steganography artistry.
Ursa Scientific Constellations
Embark on a cosmic journey with Ursa Science, unraveling the cosmos of modular design to empower instrument virtuosos with on-the-fly creations.
Elysian Nourishment
Envision a realm of indulgent health with Plus Wellbeing, where AI-imbued nutritional orchestration dances with dietitian wisdom, crowned by the mythical MetabolicTwin™.
Sentinel of Steel Caravans
Unleash the power of oversight with the Fleet Tracking Sentinels, a comprehensive guardian of fleet movements blossoming with Particle's IoT magic.
Helm of Vigilance
The Helm of Vigilance, where safety's promise meets technological mastery. A hard hat of IoT splendor watches over every craftsman in real-time.
Chronicles of Yuletide Revelry
Enter yuletide realms with the Smart Advent Calendar—an interconnected dance of lights and sensors, scripted with festive magic courtesy of Particle Photon 2.
Lexicon Labyrinth
Traverse the Lexicon Labyrinth, a conjurer's tool for generating New York Times-esque spelling challenges, where vocabulary sports meet playful dexterity.
Network Silencer Suites
Command attention with the Network Silencer, a server-side operatic marvel for Pi-hole, where LLM agents reign over the kingdom of ad-blocked tranquility.
Alchemical Life Patterns
Immerse in the mystical visualization of life itself, as cellular automatons in Processing dance, revealing the ebb and flow of alchemical existence.
Enlightening Literary Escapes

The Mosquito Coast
Paul Theroux

Controller Area Network Prototyping with Arduino
Wilfried Voss

Embedded Networking With Can and Canopen
Olaf Pfeiffer

ARRL's Tech Q & A
ARRL Inc

The Autobiography of Sir Götz von Berlichingen
Götz von Berlichingen

Norse Mythology
Neil Gaiman

A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America Along the Appalachian Trail
Bill Bryson

The Long Earth
Terry Pratchett

The Da Vinci Code
Dan Brown

A Comprehensible Guide to J1939
Wilfried Voss

The Mummy, the Will, and the Crypt
John Bellairs

Pocket Havamal Benjamin Thorpe Version Faux Leather
Sæmundr fróði

The Iron Triangle: Inside the Secret World of the Carlyle Group
Dan Briody

The King in Yellow
Robert W. Chambers

The Global Business Leader: Practical Advice for Success in a Transcultural Marketplace
J. Frank Brown

Lake Wobegon Days
Garrison Keillor

Programming and Customizing the OOPic Microcontroller : The Official OOPic Handbook
Dennis Clark
Odd and the Frost Giants
Neil Gaiman

German Stories/Deutsche Erzahlungen: A Bilingual Anthology
Harry Steinhauer

The Letter, the Witch and the Ring
John Bellairs
Gary Paulsen
In the Upper Room and Other Likely Stories
Terry Bisson
The Grand Chess Board: American Primacy and Its Geostrategic Imperatives
Zbigniew Brzeziński

The Selfish Gene
Richard Dawkins

A bear and his boy
Sean Bryan

Petrodollar Warfare: Oil, Iraq and the Future of the Dollar
William R. Clark

The Westing Game
Ellen Raskin

Edda
Snorri Sturluson

Winning Chess: How To See Three Moves Ahead
Irving Chernev

Design Patterns
Erich Gamma

Castle
David Macaulay

Snow Crash
Neal Stephenson

Cryptonomicon
Neal Stephenson

The Way of Chuang Tzu
Zhuangzi

Rendezvous with Rama
Arthur C. Clarke

The Stinky Cheese Man
Jon Scieszka

Development with the Force.com Platform: Building Business Applications in the Cloud
Jason Ouellette

The Night Country
Stewart O'Nan

We the Living
Ayn Rand
The Autumn People
Ray Bradbury

The History of Rome, Volume I: The Republic
Mike Duncan

The Choice: Global Domination or Global Leadership
Zbigniew Brzeziński

Start With Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone To Take Action
Simon Sinek

Mimsy Were The Borogoves
Lewis Padgett

Crossing the Rubicon : The Decline of the American Empire at the End of the Age of Oil
Michael C. Ruppert

The Old Gringo
Carlos Fuentes

Island
Aldous Huxley

The Long Ships
Frans G. Bengtsson

Virtual Light
William Gibson

The Fourth Turning
William Strauss