Lazybaer's Mushroom Kingdom
Adventure Awaits in My Tech Kingdom!
Join me in a world where codes and circuits reign supreme!
About
Welcome to Lazybaer’s Mushroom Kingdom! Once a young code-jumping Goomba-stomper, I've leveled up to become a seasoned technologist and cryptographic Koopaling. My quest began with BASIC spells on my trusty TRS-80 and now dances across the giants like TypeScript. My heart beats for Innovation, just as a Toad jumps for 1-UP Mushrooms. I believe in decentralized worlds where cryptographic Piranha Plants guard our freedoms, and microcontrollers like Arduino and Raspberry Pi guide us through techno dungeons. From blockchain Fire Flowers to AI Super Stars, I'm always in pursuit of life-changing power-ups. When I'm not concocting magic spells in code, I'm diving into mystic blockchain scrolls, exploring new language models like Mario explores Warp Zones, or losing myself in sci-fi tales of distant galaxies.
Power-Up Projects!
Pipe Secrets
Slip through the warp pipes with Pipe Secrets, letting you send and receive secret Mushroom Kingdom messages using cryptographic magic and steganographic sleight of hand.
KoopaLabs
With KoopaLabs, stomp through scientific challenges with modular inventions that build faster than a castle made of blocks. As CTO & Co-Founder, I’m crafting hardware of legendary proportions.
Mushroom Nutrition
At Mushroom Nutrition, we combine AI-fueled meal plans with the wisdom of licensed dietitian Toads. Step into the MetabolicTwin™ portal for blossoming health.
Fleet Kart Tracker
Race like Toad and keep track of every kart in your fleet with Fleet Kart Tracker, built using Particle’s IoT magic. Featured in the Mushroom Kingdom Gazette!
Safety Shell Helm
Don the Safety Shell Helm, a real-time IoT-powered guardian keeping every Toad and Goomba safe on epic quests. Praised across the Kingdom!
Yoshi's Countdown
Spread cheer each day with Yoshi's Countdown! Creation of an interactive calendar with dazzling lights and cloud-powered surprises, featured in the Koopa Chronicle.
Castle Word Quest
Sharpen your linguistic jumps with the Castle Word Quest! Create tricky puzzles that challenge even the wisest Toads.
Guardian Pipe Layer
Guard your domains with the Guardian Pipe Layer, a mighty defender against pesky ads—like a Koopa that blocks pesky Hammer Bros!
Block Shuffle Simulator
Create and watch as life unfolds in the Block Shuffle Simulator, a dance of cellular blocks weaving through the Mushroom Kingdom.
Legendary Reads
Daughter of Regals and Other Tales
Stephen R. Donaldson
Reading Now
The Bible Says So: What We Get Right (and Wrong) About Scripture's Most Controversial Issues
Daniel McClellan
Reading Now
Nordic Tales
Ulla Thynell
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Incorruptible: Why Good Companies Go Bad and How Great Companies Stay Great
Eric Ries
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Demian
Hermann Hesse
Finished
The Second Estate
Ray D. Madoff
Finished
Pattern Recognition
William Gibson
Finished
The Bovadium Fragments: Together with the Origins of Bovadium
Christopher Tolkien
Finished
Meditations
Martin Hammond
Finished
The Mosquito Coast
Paul Theroux
Finished
Permutation City
Greg Egan
Finished
Embedded Networking With Can and Canopen
Olaf Pfeiffer
Finished
Controller Area Network Prototyping with Arduino
Wilfried Voss
Finished
The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien
Finished
The Two Towers
J.R.R. Tolkien
Finished
Lord of the Flies
William Golding
Finished
The Catcher in the Rye
J. D. Salinger
Finished
Brave New World
Aldous Huxley
Finished
Jurassic Park
Michael Crichton
Finished
The Colour Of Magic
Terry Pratchett
Finished
A Wizard of Earthsea
Ursula K. Le Guin
Finished
The Dispossessed
Ursula K. Le Guin
Finished
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams
Finished
The Return of the King
J.R.R. Tolkien
Finished
Ready Player One
Ernest Cline
Finished
The Metamorphosis
Franz Kafka
Finished
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
J.R.R. Tolkien
Finished
Animal Farm
George Orwell
Finished
1984
George Orwell
Finished
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Lane Smith
Finished
Hatchet
Gary Paulsen
Finished
The Illustrated Man
Ray Bradbury
Finished
The Martian Chronicles
Ray Bradbury
Finished
Fahrenheit 451
Ray Bradbury
Finished
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Ray Bradbury
Finished
Norse Mythology
Neil Gaiman
Finished
The Grand Chessboard: American Primacy and its Geostrategic Imperatives
Zbigniew Brzeziński
Finished
Odd and the Frost Giants
Neil Gaiman
Finished
A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail
Bill Bryson
Finished
The Long Ships
Michael Meyer
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Klara and the Sun
Kazuo Ishiguro
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The Reverse Centaur’s Guide to Life After AI: How to Think About Artificial Intelligence Before It’s Too Late
Violet Dine
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There Is No Antimemetics Division
qntm
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Last Night at the Lobster
Stewart O'Nan
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Where the Axe Is Buried
Ray Nayler
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Crossing the Rubicon: The Decline of the American Empire at the End of the Age of Oil
Michael C. Ruppert
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Inherent Vice
Thomas Pynchon
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Stories: All-New Tales
Neil Gaiman
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The October Country
Ray Bradbury
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The Dancing Wu Li Masters: An Overview of the New Physics
Gary Zukav
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